guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
did you just send me my own nude
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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