Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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