Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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