I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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