Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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