this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
