she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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