He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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