Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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