party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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