Sry I called you an 8
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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Dick very happy bro
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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