i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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