There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
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What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk