My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted