Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit