she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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