margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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