real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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