Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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