How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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