Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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