Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
