I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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