I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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