So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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