i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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