**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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