So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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