Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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