already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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