Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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