why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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