plz talk dirty to me
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Boobs speak an international language.
this hospital has no fireball
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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