i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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