Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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