My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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