My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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