The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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