and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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