he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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