Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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