If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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