We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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