i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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