I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She said her name was "party"
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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