Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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