Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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