Me. At least after what I've been through.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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