just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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