I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
handjob tips. give me some.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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