ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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