3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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