Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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