I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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