Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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