If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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