She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
